Zombies 3 Review: Why?
I don’t know what to say… because if I were to analyze this movie as a movie I would give it a 0 and that’s it, but ok, it’s a Disney Channel movie so let’s take that into count. When I was little I loved Disney Channel movies and watched most of them with great pleasure and there are some that I still love.
‘Zombies 3’ is bad, very bad, almost nothing in this movie can save what it is, I understand that it’s something made for small children and younger people but I’m going to criticize the film from the way it is, the plot of the film is generic, weak and predictable, something you’ve seen similar before and here it just gives that flavor of “I’ve seen this before”. The CGI is embarrassing but I understand since it’s a low budget movie so it’s ok, some performances are so bad and also embarrassing that they embarrass the viewer. The makeup looks like those we see at children’s party and it’s also terrible. The music and choreography are not bad, they were the only thing that this movie really tried to do, other than that it was just tragedy.
The movie tells the story of a couple that despite having chemistry, it didn’t have any emotional effect on me, Zed and Addison who say they can only be together if Zed passes college otherwise they won’t be together anymore, which is something kinda stupid, I understand that long-distance relationships don’t usually work out but going with that thought doesn’t help either.
In addition to Zombies and werewolves, now the Aliens have arrived who are perhaps the only nice characters we have in this movie, they arrived and are looking for coordinates for their planet because their old planet was destroyed, during the movie the characters make such stupid decisions for easy alternatives that it made me tired of watching a movie that was less than 1h30min.
‘Zombies 3’ is shameful, weak and doesn’t have enough quality to be worth watching. The film debuts July 15th on Disney+
Rating – 1.5/10